Somehow, this seems appropriate:
Where has the time gone? Goodness, it has far too long since I wrote you anything. My Boo and I have been running around like maniacs - what with driving 3 hrs to see Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallow Part 2....
Professor Trelawny and Fred Weasley.
A plot twist JKR never anticipated.
... To getting all my new jewels in the mail after Hoopla...
Such yummy goods...
... to figuring out what to wear it all with!
Weird undergarment: Target
Painting: By my grandmother :)
So, I have accidentally neglected you! I am so sorry - I'm sure you were crying every day.
I'll never break your heart again. Unless I get busy.